aLiCe’s w0rLd

on this beautiful moning, after many hours of lingering on the bed, the pig finally woke up. once she, i mean I la! once i woke up, i saw there’s some web on my wall, so i switch on my vacuum cleaner to suck off those spider’s house coz im too selfish to share my room with em.

i’ve been vacuuming my room for 3 days, uh huh, 3 days! i tot that today after vacuuming those web on the wall, there will be the end of my adventure with the vacuum cleaner. coz my room is so clean!

i was so happy on this morning when i was vacuuming the last part of my wall… i didnt care much as i vacuum with the fan switching on. then, here the incident began!!

the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner is on the ceiling la (whr the web is). then SUDDENLY, i accidentaly hit the moving fan with the vacuum’s long long tube. then the long long tube hit my cocacola collection which are situated on top of my window panel. then 3 bottles of em drop on the rug on the floor. loud noise - "bang! bang! bang!", followed by glass-breaking - "plee-ang-plee-ang", followed by my scream - "ahhhhhhh!"

i was too blur to think. whole floor is pieces of glass, even on my bed, my hi-fi component and my toilet. ish! my cola!! my priceless cola!! i was so reluctant to drink it as i want to keep the whole thing as my collection! but finally, my rug drink it!

the whole floor is full of pieces of glass and coke. i cant sweep the floor and mop the floor either. i dunno wad to do n mum was not at home, so i sms my dear, he told me to use cloth to pick up. at 1st i was blur coz those glasses are too tiny for me to pick up. but however, i get a hankerchief n sweep the floor. phew.. that was a troblesome job! i thought i can rest after vacuumin the wall, who knows? i hv to do extra.. ish and damn rite?

3 bottles drop n 1 bottle manage to survive!! *clapping*

subtitle : a coke’s life

i was born in a factory n i dunno who is my dad n who is my mum. i nvr know the process of making a baby instead of making ahemm… i was filled with gas. one day, a crazy lame gurl took me home n placed me on top of her window panel. she nvr knew im afraid of heights. i stood on the window panel for many years. then one day, suddenly a vacuum cleaner tube hit me! n i fall from the window panel to the floor. i died. wad an innocent life. died without drank by human.. RIP

ok.. continue with the incident. sigh… i used up my beautiful morning juz to sweep the floor… =(

see the mess???

finally….

i finish gathering all the glasses…

i guesss… i finish laming d…

tata…

RIP of the coke

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